1. Notes: 37924 / 3 hours ago  from vi0lentdream (originally from aeun)

    my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am

    (Source: aeun)

  2. Notes: 971 / 5 hours ago  from s0n0bella (originally from freshnostalgia)
     
  3. Notes: 1830 / 5 hours ago  from s0n0bella (originally from tob3determin3d)
     
  4. Notes: 35 / 5 hours ago  from im-through-acting-civil (originally from iwishtoconfess)
    I know I am

    I know I am

    (Source: iwishtoconfess)

     
  5. Notes: 4465 / 6 hours ago  from fishtailsmermaidscales (originally from niknak79)
    lulz-time: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

    lulz-time:

    Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

    (Source: niknak79)

     
  6. Notes: 32064 / 18 hours ago  from adventuresofanightowl (originally from ruffaloswings)

    littlefuckinglesbian:

    barbie-pink-stilettos:

    Easy, Breezy, Beautiful: Covergirl.

    sexy lion

  7. Notes: 4914 / 1 day ago  from electricdaisycats (originally from iraffiruse)

    i lold at this

    (Source: iraffiruse)

  8. Notes: 416 / 1 day ago  from s0n0bella (originally from artoftheautomobile)
     
  9. Notes: 24578 / 1 day ago  from casanovacrisis (originally from wanksockbyebye-deactivated20111)
    Parent: These years are the best of your life!
    Me: wait what it gets worse
  10. Notes: 5406 / 1 day ago  from thecomplexinsideme (originally from levelp0et)

    Reblog this if you like boobs

    (Source: levelp0et)

  11. Notes: 59 / 1 day ago  from penishole
     
  12. Notes: 9882 / 1 day ago  from enchanteddrugs (originally from robinlicious)

    This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

    My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
    What do you do next?
    Student: Call 911!
    My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
  13. Notes: 54957 / 1 day ago  from alifet0remember (originally from slimed)

    hell0-c0ld-w0rld:

    f is for friends who dont talk to you

    u is for ur alone

    n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

    (Source: slimed)

  14. Notes: 6292 / 1 day ago  from cl0der (originally from annawintour)

    thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

    (Source: annawintour)

  15. Notes: 138467 / 1 day ago  from petitmarin (originally from cunty-pies)
    Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
    Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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